Getting through November can feel like a long yawn between the candy chaos of Halloween and the cozy chaos of December. It’s that weird in-between month where everything’s brown, your motivation hibernates, and deadlines sneak up like squirrels after your snacks. So, why not laugh your way through it? Below are funny, witty, and sarcastic November quotes to help you laugh, post, or roast your way through this chilly month. Ready to giggle? Let’s jump in.
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Funny November Quotes
November: the month when my motivation drops faster than the temperature.
I don’t fall for fall anymore; November stole all the fun.
November is when my brain hibernates and my snack drawer multiplies.
Pumpkin spice is my personality until further notice; rhymes with “chaotic office”.
November is like a filler episode before the season finale of the year.
I came, I saw, I wore three jackets and still froze.
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November is just October in sweatpants.
Cold hands, colder deadlines.
Mood: powered by leftovers and sarcasm.
Hoodie season? More like hide-inside-for-a-reason season.
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November aesthetic: 90% blanket, 10% ambition.
Posting this before I disappear into a hoodie till spring.
If cold and lazy had a baby, it’d be named November.
November: because hot chocolate is a personality now.
