Mother’s Day is here, and it’s time to celebrate the woman who gave you life; and maybe a few guilt trips along the way! Sure, you could go with something sentimental, but why not throw in a little humor? After all, moms have seen us at our worst (yes, even that time we tried to cut our own hair). Whether you’re sending a text, writing in a card, or saying it over brunch, these messages will get a chuckle out of Mom and remind her why she still claims you… most of the time.
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Short Funny Mother’s Day Messages
Happy Mother’s Day! You raised me right, but I still blame you for my weird sense of humor.
Thanks for always answering my calls; even when you know it’s just to ask how to cook rice.
You deserve a trophy for surviving my childhood. Or at least a nap.
Happy Mother’s Day! Let’s pretend I’m your favorite today.
Mom, you made me who I am today… so technically, my quirks are your fault!
If moms had a ranking system, you’d be five stars! (And I’d be your slightly chaotic customer.)
Love you, Mom! Thanks for being my first friend… and my unpaid therapist.
Funny Mother’s Day Messages to Friends
Happy Mother’s Day! Your kids are lucky to have you… and your coffee addiction.
Mom life looks good on you! Hope you get at least five minutes of peace today.
You keep tiny humans alive AND look fabulous? Teach me your ways!
If momming was a sport, you’d have gold medals and a sponsorship deal.
Happy Mother’s Day! I’d send you a spa day, but I know your kids would still find you.
Cheers to surviving another year of stepping on toys and answering “Why?” a thousand times.
Hope you get a break today; even if it’s just hiding in the bathroom with chocolate!
Funny Mother’s Day Messages to Sister
Happy Mother’s Day, sis! Your kids are lucky to have you… and I’m lucky I can give them back!
You’re an amazing mom! I mean, I taught you everything I know, so it makes sense.
Watching you mom is like watching a comedy show; with occasional crying (from the kids, of course).
Happy Mother’s Day! I’d get you a nap, but I don’t think Amazon delivers those yet.
Your kids are adorable… but I still claim I was the cutest one you helped raise!
Hope your Mother’s Day is as peaceful as naptime (if naptime actually existed).
You’re doing great, sis! And I know that because your kids still like you most of the time.
Happy Mother’s Day! You’re the best mom… and the only one keeping this house from turning into a zoo.
I’d make you breakfast in bed, but I love you too much to serve burnt toast.
You’re an incredible mom! And I’m an incredible husband for reminding you of that.
Happy Mother’s Day! I promise not to tell the kids where you hid the good snacks.
You deserve a break! But since that’s not happening, here’s a card.
Thanks for keeping the little humans alive… and for not kicking me out (yet).
Happy Mother’s Day! Let’s make today special; after we finish cleaning up from yesterday.
Funny Mother’s Day Quotes for Grandmas
Happy Mother’s Day, Grandma! Thanks for showing me how to spoil kids and then send them home!
You raised a great child… who then had me. Nice work!
Grandma: where the cookies are endless, the rules are optional, and the love never stops.
You’re proof that moms don’t retire… they just become even cooler!
If “World’s Best Grandma” was an official title, you’d already have your crown.
Thanks for passing down your wisdom… and your snack stash locations.
Happy Mother’s Day! I’d get you a cake, but I know you’d rather bake one yourself!
Funny Mother’s Day Messages for a brunch-loving mom in California
Brunch is basically a holiday for you, so Mother’s Day just makes it official! Here’s to mimosas, overpriced avocado toast, and pretending the calories don’t count today. You deserve a day of relaxation, laughter, and a bill that someone else pays for once!
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