Kicking off January with a chuckle? Good choice. This month can be weird; like it’s trying to recover from December but can’t quite remember what day it is. If you’ve ever worn pajamas to a Zoom call or tried to start a diet while still chewing leftover pie, you’re in the right place. Whether you’re posting for the ‘gram, breaking the ice at work, or texting the group chat while sipping tea after New Year’s brunch in London, these funny January quotes are short, smart, and totally scroll-stopping.
Quick Jump
Funny January Quotes
January’s got 74 days, right? Or is it just me.
The gym misses me; I ghosted it again.
January is just Monday in month form.
I tried to be productive today, but the blanket said no.
My motivation’s frozen somewhere near the radiator’s zone.
Short Funny January Quotes
New year, still losing chargers daily.
My resolutions evaporated faster than hot tea.
I made a budget, then remembered coffee exists.
January’s like a test I didn’t study for.
Fresh year, but my emails are still from last one.
Funny January Quotes for Instagram
Spent all my gift cards and dignity in the same week.
Productivity called…said it’s still on holiday wall.
January is just the Monday of the fiscal year.
Outlook calendar: full, heart: meh.
HR says I can’t hibernate; rude.
Starting strong, mentally still in December.
Funny January Quotes after New Year’s brunch in London
That wasn’t brunch, that was survival.
Tea: 3, Resolutions: 0.
I only came for the croissants.
Brunch in London: fog, food, and forgetting what day it is.
Post-brunch me is 73% scone.
I’m 90% ready for the new year, 10% jam and regrets.
Contact MsgWords Team For A Funny January Quote To Share With Your Group
Need a laugh to drop in your group chat or post-meal chaos crew? Contact MsgWords and we’ll send over something short, witty, and so January it hurts. Whether your group needs a chuckle after work, a midweek pick-me-up, or just something weirdly relatable, we’ve got you covered. Just say the word and we’ll whip up a quote that’s colder than your feet at 6 a.m.
