Anniversaries are like a fine cheese; aged, sometimes smelly, but always worth celebrating! Whether your friends have been together for a few years or half a century, a little humor never hurts. Here are some hilarious anniversary wishes that will have them laughing harder than their wedding vows.
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Short Funny Anniversary Wishes for Friends
- Another year down, and you still haven’t figured out who’s always right? Keep practicing!
- Happy anniversary! Time to celebrate another year of successfully tolerating each other.
- Love is patient, love is kind… but it definitely requires a lot of snacks and naps!
- May your love last as long as your never-ending arguments over what’s for dinner!
- You two are proof that sarcasm is the key to a lasting relationship!
- Cheers to surviving another year of your spouse’s questionable taste in TV shows!
- Congrats on another year of proving that arranged marriages aren’t just for royalty.
Funny 20-Year-Anniversary Quotes for Friends
- Two decades in, and you still laugh at each other’s jokes? Now, that’s real love!
- 20 years together? You deserve a trophy… or at least a really strong drink!
- You’ve spent 20 years perfecting the art of selective hearing; congrats!
- Happy 20th! That’s 7,300 days of ignoring each other’s weird habits. Impressive!
- Your marriage has officially lasted longer than most Hollywood careers!
- Two decades of teamwork; one forgets, the other remembers. Perfect match!
- 20 years of love, laughter, and fighting over the thermostat; true romance!
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Funny 30th Anniversary Wishes for Friends
- Three decades of love, laughter, and tolerating bad snoring; legendary!
- 30 years of marriage? That’s at least 29.5 years of inside jokes!
- You’ve been married longer than the internet has existed; impressive!
- After 30 years, you’ve officially earned a PhD in patience!
- A love so strong, even your wedding cake has probably expired by now!
- Happy 30th! You’ve spent three decades proving that love can survive bad dance moves!
- 30 years in, and you still haven’t figured out who takes out the trash first? Keep going!
Funny 50th Anniversary Wishes for Friends
- Half a century of love and laughter? Either you’re soulmates or just really stubborn!
- 50 years of marriage… that’s a lifetime of sharing dessert (or pretending to).
- Golden anniversary? More like “still married despite the snoring” anniversary!
- Your marriage is older than color TV; talk about vintage romance!
- 50 years, 18,250 days, and countless loads of laundry later… still going strong!
- You’ve been married so long, even your love story is considered “classic literature”!
- If marriage had a loyalty program, you’d have earned free vacations by now!
Funny Anniversary Wishes for Friends Who Eloped to Las Vegas
- Still going strong after a Vegas wedding? That’s luckier than hitting the jackpot!
- Who needs a big wedding when Elvis can officiate and the buffet is endless?
- Happy anniversary! Your marriage has lasted longer than most Vegas bets!
- Years later, and you still don’t regret that spontaneous Vegas decision; impressive!
- If your wedding had slot machines, your love must be truly rewarding!
- Happy anniversary! The only thing shinier than the Vegas lights is your love!
Reach Out to MsgWords Team for Funny Anniversary Wishes for Friends
If these funny wishes weren’t enough, MsgWords has plenty more in the vault! From witty one-liners to full-length roasts, they’ve got anniversary messages to keep your friends laughing for years to come. Want a custom joke just for them? You know where to find them!
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